The BLOGN8R

"He's in here with a guy named Gary every now and then."

"Gary?"

 He nodded.

Brenda felt her face flush with embarrassment. This couldn't be happening. She had grown at least a little bit accustomed to the idea that Scott might be cheating on her, but cheating on her with a MAN? Her stomach suddenly did a somersault.  

She took a seat at the bar and thought about whether she'd order a drink or just a pop. While she thought, she took a look around, and the feeling that there was something odd about the place was finally explained when she caught sight of two men kissing. Oh my! she thought. This is a gay bar! her head snapped around and she was facing forward again. The bartender approached her.

SpongeBob's acting jumpier than a rattlesnake in a pickle jar.

Wait...

What?

                                   -Sandy Cheeks