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She took a seat at the bar and thought about whether she'd order a drink or just a pop. While she thought, she took a look around, and the feeling that there was something odd about the place was finally explained when she caught sight of two men kissing. Oh my! she thought. This is a gay bar! her head snapped around and she was facing forward again. The bartender approached her.

SpongeBob's acting jumpier than a rattlesnake in a pickle jar.

Wait...

What?

                                   -Sandy Cheeks

Being in the same room with Alyssa made it possible to keep her temper in check for most of the afternoon, but once evening came she couldn't control herself any more. Scott's insistence that the only thing he'd hidden from her was the smoking, and his feigned confusion about why she thought something more was going on pushed her to the breaking point.